It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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