did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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