Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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