Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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