By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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