smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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