No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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