just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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