Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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