you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
This can only be settled by a dance off.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize