He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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