is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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