so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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