i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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