Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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