Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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