I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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