you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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