sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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