i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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