Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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