What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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