There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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