she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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