How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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