try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
that's an acceptable place to lick
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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