hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My legs feel like baby dolphins
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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