So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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