The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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