i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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