real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Apparently you make a good broom.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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