Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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