It's like a parade of train wrecks.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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