do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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