she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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