Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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