I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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