do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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