She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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