He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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