You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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