wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
How external is "for external use only"?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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