Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
These tits shall not be calmed
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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