What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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