what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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