I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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