We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
We need a shit load of segways right now
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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