boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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