If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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