Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just tell him i said nine months
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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