Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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