you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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