I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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